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Good job, very detailed, especially with the fur.
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People want to know why I do this, why I write such gross stuff. I like to tell them I have the heart of a small boy -- and I keep it in a jar on my desk. ~ Stephen King
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I wasn't talking to myself, I was talking to my imaginary friends, and they wish you'd respect our privacy, sheesh.
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People want to know why I do this, why I write such gross stuff. I like to tell them I have the heart of a small boy -- and I keep it in a jar on my desk. ~ Stephen King
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~Meg
"What is best in life?"
"The open step, a freed horse, falcons at your wrist and the wind in your hair."
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I wasn't talking to myself, I was talking to my imaginary friends, and they wish you'd respect our privacy, sheesh.
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I wasn't talking to myself, I was talking to my imaginary friends, and they wish you'd respect our privacy, sheesh.
there appears to be a mask on "the big bad wolf". it totally works. any specific reason why you did it that way?
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I like to think that I haven't given my life to art. Rather its, art has given me my life.
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I wasn't talking to myself, I was talking to my imaginary friends, and they wish you'd respect our privacy, sheesh.
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I'm not insane, my mind just tells me that I am but I dont believe it because I told myself that I wasn't insane and I believed me.
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